FoZZY MoPPET

FoZZY MoPPET, where did you take your wares?
I've been waiting in that old place we used to meet,
Where you'd open up your London Fog
And show me all your treats.

FoZZY MoPPET, I really appreciated your dedication to Japanese erotica
With a storyline.
Did you really expect to be paid?
I think maybe you chose the wrong path to riches.
Either way, I'm one of your satisfied customers.

FoZZY MoPPET, I hope I never meet you in person.
I think it would be like going to the Natick Town Hall
and looking at pictures of sex offenders.
You took this into account when you joined the internet.
That's intelligence,
If there's no other intelligence on the planet.

FoZZY MoPPET, I hope your hands don't shake
With rage at our deception still.
I don't know what you're up to now,
But if you have half a mind, reupload,
and I'll go back to being silent around you.

Love, Billy