Monday

accept the challenge

ummbillyhalibut
most people don't want to accept the challenge, because they don't wanna poo the challenge
im hanging out with laura and marco and angela and brian and dan
angela's hungry
Dan isn't here
I lied
sorry
Neither is Brian here
I lied
sarry
12:21
Personguyman810
:-\
12:21
ummbillyhalibut
will u forgive me
you type so slow
are you even paying attention?
12:22
Personguyman810
But what I'd really like to see is what happens the next morning, when the show presumably turns into Man V Poo, as Richman empties the dauntingly substantial, hopelessly compacted contents of his engorged colon, clenching the bathroom doorhandle between his teeth as he attempts to give birth to a leg-sized hunk of fecal sod without killing himself. Cue footage of him sweating, shaking and sobbing like a man impaled on a clay tree, before eventually squeezing out a log with the dimensions and weight of a dead gazelle in a greased sleeping bag. As he mops his brow (and backside), he smiles weakly with exhausted triumph, whispers farewell, and the credits roll. And we've all learned something about the price of excess.
are you familiar with man vs. food?
god you type so slow
are you even paying attention

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